Warriors v. Lakers Preseason Recap
In a few short bullet points, I’d like to recap last nights preseason game with The Lakers taking on our GSW’s. When I say “recap” I mean recall all of the caps, insults, disses, and musings in general, that went through my head while watching. Here it goes:
- The other week I went down to the YMCA and me and this other guy my age played two-on-two against some fifth graders. We could have let them win, but why pass up a chance to dominate a smaller, weaker opponent? Playing against little kids is fun.
- Remember that movie “Team America,” and the theme song, “Team America, F@%K Yeah!”? I think the local Laker TV commentators should say “F@%k Yeah!” and high five each other after every mention of Kobe, Pau, and Artest. If you’re going to be a Homer, you might as well go all the way.
- Wasn’t The Monte Ellis Bobblehead, “Voodoo Doll Edition” The Warriors released back in ‘08 just hilarious?
- Mikki Moore: You almost got that charge called when Shannon Brown completely sh*t on your dome. Keep trying. It’s going to pay off eventually.
- I guess Phil Jackson’s “No chest-thumping douchenozzlery” rule was heeded by Artest. We’ll see how long that lasts.
If you have any recaps of your own from last night’s game, feel free to cap away in the comments
M. Meschery
Man, listening to the Lakers’ announcers was made the whole thing that much more irritating. I think Ron Ron upped the dosage for the time being. He looked lost for a while, but then almost ended up with a triple double. I’m just waiting to hear that the injury to Monta was more severe than originally thought as well.
Comment by admin | 10.8.2009 | 4:08 pm