Cathedral of hate: Failblog.org.
I figure that given my reputation for acid tongue and grandiose expositions of negativity, that Hater Tuesday would be as good a time as any to end my little vacation from FTB. Feeling some pressure to return with a suitable bang, I humbly submit the following site for evaluation. Failblog: a one-stop location for hours of only the best schadenfreude.
I open the cathedral door with a simple trampoline video. Again. I don’t know what it is about trampolines. They just seem to opportune an easy confluence of Red Bull-fueled bad ideas and abject stupidity. In past weeks, I’ve already managed to post three trampoline-related videos, but those all involved basketball in some way. This one doesn’t have hoops, but clicking through to Failblog will certainly open up a new universe of hateration for those of you who are unfamiliar with the site. Brought to you by the “I can has cheezburger?” network that brought an unholy army of Lolcats into prominence, this affiliate site is devoted solely to poor execution of the highest order and the hating on same that only comes naturally.
Waste an hour or three and post your favorites in the comments. Now, to the failures already.
Turman
What manner of self-hate is going on with that guy? He actually spread his legs at the end! Oh, DT, I hope your reentry is a little smoother than homeboy’s.
Comment by Gd. | 09.16.2008 | 8:52 am
Did you look at some of the other fails? His wasn’t even anywhere near the worst.
Comment by admin | 09.16.2008 | 1:33 pm
Can’t go there. I had a trampoline accident in middle school. It also involved a pommel horse. I’ll stop now.
Comment by matthewmeschery | 09.16.2008 | 8:25 pm