Sarah Palin gets blurpt by Charlie Gibson.

09.11.2008 | 9:31 pm | East Bay Grease, Hyphy, Obama for Prez

I used to think that a “blurp” was when you burped up blood. Not that this has ever happened to me, but I figure maybe one of the Jackass crew or a hockey player somewhere has blurpt before. Hockey player? Then Sarah Palin should know this, right? Well, apparently blurp has another definition and it’s no surprise that Ms. Palin doesn’t know what it means. Rapper Keak Da Sneak defines a “blurp” as the quick on/off of a police siren, and “to get blurpt” means to get caught by the rollers, announced by said “blurp.”

Tonight Sarah Palin was interviewed by Charlie Gibson of ABC and she pretty much got “blurpt.” He asked her what she thought of “The Bush Doctrine.”  Now, if you’re Keak Da Sneak, you get a pass if you don’t know what The Bush Doctrine is, but not so much if you’re trying to be the next Vice President of the United States. Charlie Gibson even gave her some not so subtle “blurps” to let her know that she was starting to steer into the weeds, but Palin just kept driving off the interstate and into the ditch. Check out the above video and you’ll see what I mean. After this interview, I recommend she have someone in her crew give her a secret sign to “zip it” when she’s heading into dangerous territory. I think the “key locking lips” sign, all Scott Evil-style, works well. Or maybe her tactic could be to all of a sudden start speaking in tongues, and later on say she was taken by The Holy Spirit. If so, she would probably sound a bit like Keak Da Sneak, but ain’t nothing wrong with that. Nobody knows what the f@#k he’s saying and still people love it. So next time, Ms. Palin, if you don’t know what you speak of, try employing the “Keak Doctrine.” It might take you a lot further in life than The Bush Doctrine.

M. Meschery

Make the jump to watch Keak Da Sneak get blurpt…