Webcam karaoke challenge unveiled: Maroon Boom takes early lead.

08.14.2008 | 12:49 am | Fun with Ex Warriors, Pogonophobia

This was just the preview. Oh, there’s more. Much more. Click the button to the right. I dare you. Watch the whole thing. Then I double dare you. Take the plunge.

I’m still deciding if I can reach the bar. It’s pretty high. You’ve got an Eazy-E-era “Compton” hat. Some “locs.” The Beard. And a Maroon 5 power ballad. After watching the full video, I’m pretty convinced that to cop the win (or “Beat Down” in I Beat You parlance), I’d pretty much have to cover Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Baby I Got Your Money” in a Speedo, while my dog howls out Kelis’ hook.

Okay, maybe that’s too ambitious, but I can culture bend with the best and I’m not karaoke averse. I’m just not sure that I want John McCain, Jr. trotting out the video when I decide to run for president in 2032. Just the same, props to Boom for not giving two damns what people might think. You’re a fool with it, BD. And when us FTB’ers can summons the same moxie, you’ll see us on the board soon enough. Somebody get me some Patron Silver.

Anyone else feeling froggish? Then leap over to the button at the right and get down for yours.

Turman

2 Comments »

  1. Take that T-Hud!

    Comment by Gd. | 08.14.2008 | 10:21 am

  2. Seriously. I’d rather listen to BD karaoke than T-Hud try to drop 16 bars for real.

    Comment by admin | 08.14.2008 | 11:21 am

 

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