Now more than ever, beard up for Denver. Tough times call for the PaperBeard™.
The game of the season. The chance for greatness. The playoffs. This, my friends, is where bearding up has to happen. Do it for the hardcore fans like the GSoM crew. Do it for the ladies. Do it for the kids. Do it for Obama. Do it for yourself. Or even do it for JE Skeets who threw us some crazy, big-time Yahoo Sports-type juice from over at his bully pulpit on high. But mostly, beard up because now is the moment of truth. If you lack the whiskerpower, click the link and download the innovative PaperBeard™. Follow the simple instructions and commence with the intimidation. We are all Warriors.
In bearded victory,
Turman
Rock.
Scissor.
PaperBeard™!
Comment by Gd. | 04.10.2008 | 2:55 am
Is that like “Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk”? I wrote to TNT to see if we can get some PaperBeards delivered to Charles, Kenny and EJ tonight. Especially Charles. Send ‘em more mail. If you’re feelin’ it.
http://support.tnt.tv/ics/support/default.asp?deptID=5477
Comment by admin | 04.10.2008 | 12:21 pm
Fresh. The PaperHawk™, and the PaperStash™ are forthcoming.
Comment by Gd. | 04.10.2008 | 3:08 pm