PaperBeard™ up!
Wanna’ start intimidating your competition? Need some street credibility? Looking to spice up your love life? Or, just want to get the family into “grind mode” for the weekend? No problem. FTB (in conjunction with IBY) brings you the PaperBeard™.
No more excuses. Hormones? Genes? Job interview? Hot date? Easter dinner with grandma? No matter, PaperBeard™ has the answer. Now it’s as easy for anyone to sport those full-blown, retro-tastic, fear-mongering bristles everyone has been talking about.
Not only is PaperBeard™ removable AND reusable, you can have that perfect length and shape in mere minutes, without those pesky chin-itch issues or troublesome (and often costly) grooming.
So, what are you waiting for?
Download your very own PaperBeard™ today! Our PDFs are standing by.
Gd.
Please note: One size fits all. Some assembly required. Use only as directed. Actual fear inducing results may vary.
Paper Beard is light-weight clean cuzzo. I think we found the solution for Monta.
Comment by matthewmeschery | 03.20.2008 | 9:31 pm
Awww, yeah. Genetics, be damned.
Comment by Dewey | 03.20.2008 | 9:41 pm
Exactly. Now, print, cut and paste. Then enter the ‘Beard-acle Arena’.
Comment by Gd. | 03.20.2008 | 9:48 pm
I’m gonna bring some extras. BYO scissors and string. Paperbeard is the new bearding up, which is the new shaving.
Comment by admin | 03.20.2008 | 11:32 pm
This is awesome. Now the clean cut guy can keep some fear in his damn pocket!
Brilliant idea.
Anybody listen to the Fitz and Brooks show yesterday?
Comment by GreenLightJerky | 03.21.2008 | 5:57 am
Word!
I’m now ready to take on Kimbo Slice and the entire Houston Rockets.
Lets do this.
Nice work fellas…
Comment by cocomotion | 03.21.2008 | 3:29 pm
That loss was rough. We need more people close to the officials to put on those beards and make some noise!
Comment by Gd. | 03.22.2008 | 10:22 am
i saw many a paper beard at club 200 last night… and they look great on everyone! i think its a good sign.
Comment by kelley barry | 03.22.2008 | 4:20 pm
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