Boom Dizzle puts Craig Sager on fashion blast.

03.15.2008 | 1:23 pm | Beard up Bay Area, Keys to Victory

If Craig Sager was going to interview me, I’d have to stipulate that I got to see a picture of his outfit at least an hour before the interview. Because that’s how long it would take me to stop laughing. It’s not really the the threads though; it’s who’s wearing them. Sager looks and sounds like the guy offering you low-cost Lasik surgery on a late-night infomercial, but he’s inexplicably wearing one of Steve Harvey’s Kings of Comedy-era nine-button suits. And he keeps pumping up the volume, apparently believing that getting clowned at halftime is good for his Q-rating.

On another note, BD is also well into uncharted waters with the wooly mandible now. The beard has officially cleared the Teddy Pendergrass standard and should be well beyond Rick Ross levels by playoff time. As for my own beard, I still think I can give him some run. A full update to follow tomorrow.

Beard up!

Turman

PS. Memphis is in town tonight, looking like the NBA’s version of the posse guarding Ben Wade in “3:10 to Yuma.” Mike Miller’s basically the last man willing to try to get the prisoner on the train, so train all your guns on him. And that’s pretty much your keys to victory in a nutshell: do not let Mike Miller go off like he did last year, when he went for a franchise record 45 against the Dubs. ‘Nuff said.