Fake tiger gets head knocked off in frustrating loss.
Houston
The Golden State Warriors suffered a difficult loss to the Houston Rockets tonight. After coming back to close a significant point differential at the half, a disturbing accident involving a fake tiger limited the team’s killer instinct down the stretch. Al Harrington, who didn’t get going until the fourth had this to say.
Accidents involving fake tigers throw me off my game, dog. It was hard to get going after that.
Stephen Jackson was miffed at several no calls but saved his biggest anger for the fake tiger.
F&%k that. F%$k a fake tiger.
Captain Jack refused further comment. Don Nelson, on the other hand, had this to say.
Tonight, fake tigers were a problem. But, with regard to our most-recent acquisition, I spoke to Chris Webber at halftime. He assures me that fake tigers don’t bother him. And his veteran leadership should definitely help bolster us against these types of things. Especially in terms of how we, as a team, respond to fake tigers down the stretch.
Associated Press
Man, I read there are only 200 of the white tigers left in the world. Regardless, tigers are a protected species and it is illegal to hunt them.
Well, unless they start eating the zoo visitors.
Comment by guthriedolin | 02.2.2008 | 2:49 pm