The real reason the Knicks are terrible.
Honestly. This explains everything. Isaiah’s harassment issue. Marbury’s dramatic departure from reality. Spike Lee’s diminished film output. If I were Tim Donaghy I would have fixed every Knicks game I could get my hands on just to send this one woman home frowning. How long has she been a fan? Marv Albert’s biting phase might be on her too.
God help us both if I pay $400 to some sharp out front and end up sitting next to her ass. As this video and the events that have unfolded surrounding the Knickerbockers this past year make abundantly clear, proximity to this woman results in extended, spectacular lapses in judgment.
Turman
PS. Props to the Deuce of Davenport for finding this before me.
Bonus Tuesday hateration (in the form of KG charging up Craig Sager’s suit) after the jump.
PPS. I’m even blaming Craig Sager’s choice of suit on her. Even though the Knicks’ 45-point loss was in Boston. Stick around to the end to see why KG is a fool.
Hater Tuesadys, eh? Word. When do I get to make-up a catagory? I’d like to file for ‘Artistic Third Thursdays’.
Don’t get me wrong, I really like it. Gives me a day to channel my 9-to-6 job havin’ anguish. On the real, I have an my all-caveman team post that is a bit haterish (and kinda’ funny too). When can I post that without getting to much grief? Next Tuesday…
Comment by guthriedolin | 12.4.2007 | 10:29 pm